आज मौका मिला तो उठा लाया

Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar Dost bola: Naya phone kab kharida?

Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!

Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!

Admin: Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…